"You're not ticklish? Oh really? EVERYONE is ticklish!!! See??"

Hillary: ***This should be MY job. MY JOB!!! Oh well. At least I'm standing RIGHT behind the podium. I'll just photoshop him out when I get home.***

"WHAT THE HECK!!! Can't a guy exit the bathroom in peace & privacy?!?!?!"

**Ok... just focus on what coach said. Become ONE with the bowling ball. BEEEE the bowling ball!!!!**

"Very nice. VERY nice. How much did you say you bench? 280?"

BLUE STEEL PART DEUX

**Crap!!! How did I manage to get this jolly rancher caught in my throat right as the cameras started rolling??**

A new year, a new president to make fun of!!!!