*DAMMIT! These reporters KNOW I lose it when they ask me to discuss my duties! duties doodies duties doodies duties doodies STOP IT GEORGE*

*I thought imitation was the highest form of flattery?? She's totally ignoring my fish pucker. WTF?*

*What is this, some kind of magical forcefield? A trick door? A secret hiding place? With my cunning intellect I will have this cracked in no time!!! Muahaha!*

"down low... TOO SLOW!!!!"