"Help!!! Somebody!! Get me out of here! My arm got stuck in the cupholder!"

"Pssst! Condi! Can I copy your notes after this?"

**I know JUST the thing to cheer up this gloomy office... MY PTERODACTYL IMPRESSION!! YES!**

**Good Lord, I'm such a GENIUS for bringing my vibrating massage chair with me. These meetings are finally tolerable!**