"George, for the last time, STOP blowing the whistle! The kids aren't even here yet to start the egg hunt! And blowing it now does NOT mean that you get a head start."

**Well geez, how can I start the negotiations if my sunshine pin isn't even on straight?! Learn to prioritize, people!**

**Arrgghh! Making the symbol for "East Siiiide" is a lot harder than it looks!!**

"George, honey, calm down. Your butt looks JUST FINE."

"AAAHH! The stink-palm!! Let go of my hand this minute you fake Republican bastard!! This is disgusting! Do you think I haven't seen Mallrats??"

"God dammit, can't a guy take a pee in the woods without a camera crew and a bunch of guys in black suits following him around?"

"I don't understand the question. Have I lost my mind?? No. It's right inside this area of my head here, y'see?"