*Wow, I think this must be what a pimp feels like!*

Why did Mom and Pop get so scared when they saw my cardboard cut out of Saddam?

*With this ingenious device, I can have my speech fed to me and no one is the wiser! Muahaha!*

*I LOVE this guy! He can't pronounce Iraq either!*

"See? This pancake looks totally edible, doesn't it!"

*Crap, how the hell am I going to get rid of this? Should I stick it in my sock? Or hide it in my cheek? Think, George! Think!*

*Jenna is always bragging about her stupid bling... well wait until she sees MY new bling! BOOYA!*

"I FEEL LIKE PRETTY WOMAN!!!" **giddy**