"Seriously, Larry. The article said I can be a little flamboyant at times. I don't get it either!"

"See, I told you it was possible to take off your underwear without removing your pants!"

*Who was the bastard who created turtlenecks??? I should have a great view right now, and I can't see ANYTHING!*

*Why did I try to hide all the jellybeans in my cheeks?! Why oh whyyyy didn't I put them in my pocket!! What the hell am I supposed to do now???*

"Larry, you're such an airhead. I thought I told you this shirt was dry clean ONLY!"

*I KNEW I would lose it if she said DUTY one more time!!!*

*Crap! Another question I can't answer. What do I do... what do I do?? I know! Everyone loves Popeye, right?? YES! I don't know why I didn't think of this before!*

*I wonder why Britney got botox? If you just push your lips out a little, they look just as good. Actually, they probably look even BETTER. I wish I had a mirror right now. I wonder if I can sneak away to the bathroom for a minute. SHIT! I think someone just asked me a question!*

"See, if you stand at just the right angle, you can look up Condi's skirt when she's climbing the stairs!!"

"YES, yes that's her! Now quit pointing, you'll give us away!"

"LOL! Who, me?? I didn't start the Iraq war! Ross Perot did! Get your facts straight!"

BLUE STEEL

*Wow, I didn't think he'd enjoy the booty slap THAT much*