*Condi said I needed to start looking more intelligent and less like I'm thinking about chimichangas all the time. I wonder if this new look is working. I bet it is. I bet I look FIERCELY intelligent right now.*

**Note to self: I need to work on perfecting my reaction to questions I don't understand**

"Two handed arm wrestling?! Do you even know the rules? Whatever bitch, I'll beat you anyway!"

"Ok, quick question. Is anyone else as freaked out by this guy's googly eyes as I am? I really can't work like this."

*This is definitely the most action I've gotten since that day 6 years ago when I asked Laura why she always has a boy haircut*