"You're not ticklish? Oh really? EVERYONE is ticklish!!! See??"

Hillary: ***This should be MY job. MY JOB!!! Oh well. At least I'm standing RIGHT behind the podium. I'll just photoshop him out when I get home.***

"WHAT THE HECK!!! Can't a guy exit the bathroom in peace & privacy?!?!?!"

**Ok... just focus on what coach said. Become ONE with the bowling ball. BEEEE the bowling ball!!!!**

"Very nice. VERY nice. How much did you say you bench? 280?"

BLUE STEEL PART DEUX

**Crap!!! How did I manage to get this jolly rancher caught in my throat right as the cameras started rolling??**

A new year, a new president to make fun of!!!!

****They don't think I can spit 20 feet?? YEAH??? I'LL SHOW THEM!!****

**Oh man, I love it when Condi wears heels!**

**I know I tucked my Bugles in here... dammit did they fall out in the bathroom?**

"I'm sorry, Mr. President, but you can't expect to get my approval by putting the moves on me. I'm a Cheney girl."

**Wow... how does he get his hair so smooth and shiny?? No matter what I do, my hair looks like a ferret after the rinse cycle. I'm gonna need to chat with him after the meeting about this.**

**Dammit why is everyone smirking at me?? This look worked for Napoleon. No one laughed at him. What happened to RESPECT??**

"Closed off from love I didn’t need the pain, Once or twice was enough and it was all in vain... keep bleeding, keep keep bleeding love..... Come on guys, join in!!!"