Friday, March 27, 2009

"You're not ticklish? Oh really? EVERYONE is ticklish!!! See??"

Hillary: ***This should be MY job. MY JOB!!! Oh well. At least I'm standing RIGHT behind the podium. I'll just photoshop him out when I get home.***

"WHAT THE HECK!!! Can't a guy exit the bathroom in peace & privacy?!?!?!"

Thursday, March 26, 2009


**Ok... just focus on what coach said. Become ONE with the bowling ball. BEEEE the bowling ball!!!!**

Wednesday, March 25, 2009


"Very nice. VERY nice. How much did you say you bench? 280?"

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

BLUE STEEL PART DEUX

Monday, March 23, 2009



**Crap!!! How did I manage to get this jolly rancher caught in my throat right as the cameras started rolling??**

Friday, March 20, 2009

A new year, a new president to make fun of!!!!

Sunday, September 28, 2008


****They don't think I can spit 20 feet?? YEAH??? I'LL SHOW THEM!!****

Saturday, September 27, 2008



**Oh man, I love it when Condi wears heels!**

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

**I know I tucked my Bugles in here... dammit did they fall out in the bathroom?**

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

"I'm sorry, Mr. President, but you can't expect to get my approval by putting the moves on me. I'm a Cheney girl."

Monday, August 25, 2008

**Wow... how does he get his hair so smooth and shiny?? No matter what I do, my hair looks like a ferret after the rinse cycle. I'm gonna need to chat with him after the meeting about this.**

Friday, August 22, 2008

**Dammit why is everyone smirking at me?? This look worked for Napoleon. No one laughed at him. What happened to RESPECT??**

Thursday, August 21, 2008


"Closed off from love I didn’t need the pain, Once or twice was enough and it was all in vain... keep bleeding, keep keep bleeding love..... Come on guys, join in!!!"